Teeth Pulling

[e. aDonkey]

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

[p. HAxxor]

post count much?
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[e. _Scared_White_Boy_]

mhm that really wasnt funny

[e. Safira]

Okay? And there have been tons of jokes that weren't go visit each thread and post the same thing...? Ok then.

[p. war_god50]

ow... did he cheat on her or something... needs more of a backround lol

[e. aDonkey]

well sorry for this joke being bad.... i was just trying 2 procrastinate from doing some homework -.-

[~ grandia09]

The wife is purely fcking evil!!!!! She deserves to be drugged and dragged to corner and be beaten with straws

[p. Killerliz]

i wouldn't want a wife like that in the future..

[p. ScaniaPlayer1337]

I would say to the doctor. Hey doc, you seem like you need a good fucking. I want you to jam your cock into my asshole and fuck it hard.

Dentist, "Fine pull your pants down."

Husband, "You heard him honey pull your pants down."

It's the same joke but reversed.