A young couple decides to go to Scotland on vacation. One night they decide to stay over in a small town to get to know some of the locals. That night they head down to the tavern to have some drinks. A little time goes by and this old man comes over to them.
"Aye, m' name is MacGregor," he says. Then he takes a shot. He orders another shot from the bar then looks back to the couple. "Ya see that fence out there?" he asks as he points out the window. "Cut it, posted it, put it up wit me own two hands. Think they call me MacGregor the fencemaker, but no, no they don't." He takes the shot.
A few more minutes go by and MacGregor orders another shot and looks to the young couple. He asks "You see this bar? Measured it, cut it, varnished it, put it up wit me own two hands. Ya think they call me MacGregor the barmaker, but no, no they don't." Takes his shot.
The couple has no clue what to think of this drunk old man. But he is doing no harm and it's good to learn more about the locals. Another few minutes go by and MacGregor orders another shot and looks to them again, "See that cabinet behind the bar? Same ting. Ya think they call me MacGregor the cabinet maker, but NO, no they don't." Takes his shot. Then he orders a double, looks to the couple and with a tear in his eye he says," Ahhh, but you fuck one goat."
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