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alekkzmasa · 12-05-09

Ok so.
Three guys ended up going to heaven,
And God tells them:

"You can be reincarnated into anything you want,
all you have to do is jump off that cliff over there
and you can be whatever you wish"

So the first guy,
He runs up to the cliff, jumps off and says Bald Eagle.
So he turns into a Bald Eagle and flies away.

The second guy runs to the cliff, jumps off and says Killer Whale,
so he swims away.

The third guy attempts to run to the cliff,
and just before he jumps off it he slips on a rock and yells "OH SHIT"

Basically after he yells OH SHIT, he just turns into a big pile of shit.

e. xBanditKidx · 12-06-09

i remember hearing this in 2nd grade lol

alekkzmasa · 12-07-09

Quote:

Originally Posted by xBanditKidx

i remember hearing this in 2nd grade lol

Lols little kids say Shit in 2nd grade?
Amazing lols

e. Dont Worry · 12-07-09

LOL Omg yes I remember this from like 2nd or 1st as well

!!

MarkoBatelicic · 12-19-09

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p. onimao · 01-07-10

um, god doesn't do reincarnations. should be changed to budda

12-05-09	#1 (permalink)
alekkzmasa New Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	READ THIS. Its a good joke ;) Ok so. Three guys ended up going to heaven, And God tells them: "You can be reincarnated into anything you want, all you have to do is jump off that cliff over there and you can be whatever you wish" So the first guy, He runs up to the cliff, jumps off and says Bald Eagle. So he turns into a Bald Eagle and flies away. The second guy runs to the cliff, jumps off and says Killer Whale, so he swims away. The third guy attempts to run to the cliff, and just before he jumps off it he slips on a rock and yells "OH SHIT" Basically after he yells OH SHIT, he just turns into a big pile of shit.

12-06-09	#2 (permalink)
e. xBanditKidx NT's Most Trusted Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: your left pocket ^_^ Posts: 1,328 Rep Power: 10	i remember hearing this in 2nd grade lol __________________

12-07-09	#4 (permalink)
e. Dont Worry I has a hat :] Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Miami Florida Posts: 2,211 Rep Power: 10	LOL Omg yes I remember this from like 2nd or 1st as well !! __________________

12-19-09	#5 (permalink)
MarkoBatelicic New Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Need help with Generic Viagra Spam what can i do about this Hey guys, sorry if this is wrong section or place to ask but maybe someone can help me. My forum just got bombarded with viagra spam, what can you advice me please what tools can i get to stop it? I was trying to google something about this but with no avail. Sorry to bother but really need some help with this.

01-07-10	#6 (permalink)
p. onimao PowerUser Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 188 Rep Power: 4	um, god doesn't do reincarnations. should be changed to budda __________________

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